Ways to use spit you probably didn't think of before:
It smells, it's green, it's overall really nasty...and it's a great thing to put in your dorm-mate's bunks. In their sheets or on their pillows...in their shoes is a good one as well. A spoonfull of the muck can be slipped easily into a mug of klah under an unwary diner's nose. Possibly the best place of all to slop it on big time is on the rim of the necissary. Wouldn't you be a bit shocked if you sat down in.../that/?
Two is a couple, three is a crowd, twenty is a heckuvalota llamas:
How many llamas can one cram into a necissary? Why not try it and find out!
What's that smell?
Llama dung doesn't smell too bad on its own, but if you burn it, it can produce quite a stench. Placed strategically in a hearth where many folks might pass by, it can prove to be pretty entertaining...as long as you keep your distance once the deed is done.
Toes or Toothbrushes:
Yes, that's right, the toenail (or hoof clippings, if you must be specific) clippings of runners and llamas are actually /good/ for canines to gnaw on every now and then. Gross, but true...so toss out that old wherry bone and go clip some llama toenails! |
